I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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