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just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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