i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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