Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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