4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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