I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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