I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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