I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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