The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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