he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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