I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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