everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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