these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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