No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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