did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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