how can u be prego again
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
