I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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