nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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