Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
