I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Pooping to opera.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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