In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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