No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
honey bunches of taint.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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