I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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