So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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