He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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Ours, apparently.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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