I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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