so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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