I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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