Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
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You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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