when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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