Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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