My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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