that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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