We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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