before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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i think my cat just said my name.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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