any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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