I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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