I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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