Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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