I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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