but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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