Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
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the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
That was an excessively violent trivia night
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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