So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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