I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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