Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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