I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Are my feet made of real feet?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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