she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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