i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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