It was confusing and full of hummus
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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