Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
