: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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