never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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