what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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