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You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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