I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
