More tranny stories later!
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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